Ocean Cleaner Prints

Fishing for Litter

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"