Occupational Therapists Pillows

Carpal Tunnel of Love

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Staff support"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

How leaders fail

"Any questions?"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Human Recources Management

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Office Ergonomics.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Read the part when I invented micro management."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"