Occupational Health Specialist Pillows

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Life is about MANAGING risk, not not taking any.

Safety last.

"...but it's an elf and safety issue."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

"I'm not using the bacon slicer until I've had two weeks in Lanzarote!"

How coal creates jobs

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

'You want to sue me for spilling tea down your own clothes!'

". . . These photographs, which I will enter as exhibits A, B and C, clearly show the abuse and anguish that my client has endured at the hands of his employer..."

'It's our new occupational health service...you get to see a GP straight away!'

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Time Out For Teddy

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'