Occupational Health Pillows

"No wonder your arm aches. Shackles should be placed at eye level. Man, it's an ergonomic nightmare down here."

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Safety last.

Health & Safety - Getting the Risk Assessment Forms.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Fetch help quickly...the Health and Safety book's fallen on him.'

'Do you like that nice, big sign I put up back there, Mr.Blake?'

It might be best all round Privitt if you took a month off.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

'Your responsibility as safety officer is to record accidents after the event.'

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Time Out For Teddy

Fight black lung disease.

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

491 Days Without An Injury

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

'It's our new occupational health service...you get to see a GP straight away!'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Working in health and safety tends to impact upon your personal life!

Staff Only

"Can ANYONE tell me the POINT of Health and Safety?"

"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"

Specialist in work related injuries.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'