
'Yuck! Take it away.'
Show off their snack obsession! These t-shirts for occasional junk food enthusiasts combine humor and comfort, making them perfect for casual outings or laid-back days.
'Yuck! Take it away.'
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Fast Food Menu Selections
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Explore our collection of mugs for occasional junk food lovers and find the perfect way to sip in style and humor.
Check out our pillows for the casual junk food lover to add a humorous touch to their relaxation space.
Discover witty and fun prints that celebrate the love of snacks—perfect for decorating their favorite space.