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"Stop using math to make me look bad."

The Art Student.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Are you done yet?'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Artistic License

I'm color blind, please help.

Two New Paintbrushes

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Henri Matisse

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Artist painting a dancer.

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Georges Seurat

'Say, I like that! What is it?'