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"Stop using math to make me look bad."

The Art Student.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Are you done yet?'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

"I spent locked out including my painting."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

The Cartoonist's armoury

Artist painting a dancer.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Georges Seurat

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."