Obsolete Tech Tourist Gifts

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Birds with Headphones

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Technological advances within the office.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Social Media

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"