Observing Constellations Mugs

"The reason he's never seen a constellation is he's convinced there really are white lines connecting the stars."

Vegetarian Birds

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The Big Tipper

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Whale watching.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'There's the big tipper!'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Astrological accidents.

The Great Teddy Bear

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."