Observations Gifts

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

Look at that big fat man!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Butterflies

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Vegetarian Birds

Tiny Visions

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."