Oboist Prints

Musicians in the rain.

Oboe player

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Finger puppets in church.

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Baby Bird

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Shadow

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

'I love my Oboe.'

"What's wrong with you? Just call her John! Just pick up the phone and dial!"

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Don't even think about going over my head Brother James."