Oboe Admirer Prints

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Thug life on safari.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

The Land Before Mimes.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Nevermore.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture