Obey The Signs Advocate T-Shirts

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Beware of God"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

'So who's smoking?'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"He's always been an optimist."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Thank you for not urinating.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

No crawling sign in the desert.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.