Obedient Pet Advocate Pillows

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

Obedience School.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's non-negotiable."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Adopt me."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"Now look! You've upset him!"

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Enough with the criticism!"

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."