Obedient Owner Wannabes Prints

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Bad dog."

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"I see you've security marked your property."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Man and dog.

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps...