Obedience Optimist Prints

Man and dog.

"His he still pulling on his leash?"

"When I taught you to bring in the morning paper, this wasn't what I had in mind."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Agility God

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

How paper training can affect puppies...

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Noise machines for dogs.