Obedience Trainer Prints

"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."

"An ASBO for sheep worry isn't fair - I was only following orders!"

"Oh no, his bite is way worse than his bark."

"Right now your cost to benefit ratio is way out of whack!"

Dog owners should act quickly to address the problem if their dog bites them.

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

The Dog Breeder and His Son

The perfect relationship

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"Gerry taught him to beg but his good manners are down to me."

Vets Waiting Room

"I'm working on my resume. Do you think mentioning I'm a 'Good Boy' is too much?"

"He knows how to speak, shake hands and play dead. However, he's having a tough time with Windows 11."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."

Dog Training Institute

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that.'

Dog in car sitting at a STAY sign.

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Roll Over No More.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Remember - never shake on it until they show you the treat."

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."