Obedience School Expert Prints

"We need to watch where we stick our nose, DON'T we."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Balloon dog training

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Text!"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

Obedience School Graduation.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'