Nyc Explorers Mugs

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Tin Man Visits New York

The Gilmore Girls

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

Watching TV around the world

New York Gondolier

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

New York state resources and products

Boris Bike

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"I know where I am - I just want to know where my date is!"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"

Magical thinking in pigeons

"I hope it's not contagious."