Nutty Knight Prints

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"My schedule is just nuts."

Mixed Nuts

Give Thanks.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Nitrogen Emissions

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

Mother's day

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

'Trust me. With this prosecuting attorney, we do NOT want you taking the witness stand in your own defense!'

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Chestnut crafts

The walnut has a brain the size of a dinosaur's.

'Do you realize you're not earning any interest on that?'

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

Peanuts: Warning may contain nuts