Nutritional Critiquer Pillows

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I hate this time of year."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Sawdust.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'