Nutrition Whiz Prints

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bad for you but to die for

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Heart Disease Menu

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."