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Childhood obesity global pandemic

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Friendly bacteria

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

Artificial Isle