Nutrition Conversationalist Mugs

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Gullib-Os

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

No bottle feeding.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

You are what you eat

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

Obesity in America.

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'