Nutella Fans Pillows

Other Walks of Shame

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

Pole dancers

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Mouse King

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

P*ssed-atchios...

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Eat More Salted Nuts

Mixed Nuts

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'He said my future stinks.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Nutcracker going home