Nutcracker Enthusiast Mugs

"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."

Nutcracker Island

"I wish you'd use the nutcrackers."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'You reek of crackers.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Mouse King

C is for Cracker

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

A parrot business meeting

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Mixed Nuts

Eat More Salted Nuts