Nutcracker Enthusiast Mugs

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."

Reason for return?

Nutcracker Island

Squirrels Nibbling Nutcracker,

"I wish you'd use the nutcrackers."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

Boy whistling at crackers.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'You reek of crackers.'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Mouse King

Eat More Salted Nuts

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.