Nurturer Observer Pillows

'I AM a nurturing guy. Dump me and you'll find I nurse a grudge forever!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

The Music Seed

Mother's Love

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Jerry Lordan

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Egg Buggy

Romulus and Remus

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Graduation keynote speakers.

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Breastfeeding

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"Support the head!"

Babies clocking on to collect Milk.

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When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

Mothers

Smotherhood