Nurturer Extraordinaire Gifts

Baby Carriers

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Men explained.

'So this is goodbye then!'

Mother's Love

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Get well soon!

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Moms gone wild

Romulus and Remus

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

Waiting for plants to grow

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Breastfeeding

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Support the head!"

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

"Maybe I'm too good a mentor."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!