Nursery Teachers Mugs

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

A Preschool of Fish

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Early Learning Today

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

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