Nursery Djs T-Shirts

Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Resourceful toddler

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Do you have anything bigger?

A Preschool of Fish

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Children's Nursery

Apricots

Preparing for a new arrival

Baby face

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"My special power is supervision."

Babies

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Fashion Nursery School

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Mobile.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Clown baby.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Early Learning Centre

Look at these silly doorbuster promos for flat-screens and webcams. So? Tree's Trees. I'm not battling Black Friday traffic for a few bucks off junk I don't want. I hope someone does. I'm offering half off poinsettias for the first 25 customers. Tree's Tree Nursery. They're my gatebusters. Junk plants no one really wants.

Fox Hunting

Humpty copying his cracked butt.

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"