Nursery Comedians Pillows

Children playing divorcees

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Children's Nursery

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

Therapy for babies.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

Fashion Nursery School

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

'When the bough broke, how much was the daycare center sued for?'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

"Now that the children are gone, I'm leasing twenty-seven hundred square feet for immediate occupancy, warehousing several luxury units, and aiming for complete co-op conversion by early September."

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'