Nuptial Notables Prints

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'She'll be back!!!'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

Gay marriages in France.

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

''Love, honor, and obey'? -- I had something less structured in mind.'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'We believe in resolving a problem as soon as it arises.'

'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'

'Wow. . . my very first husband. . .'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

A wedding cake with paparazzi on the first tier

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'I like to watch my wedding video running backwards so I can walk out of church a free man!'

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'We are gathered here today to witness this merger...'

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

'Do you swear to be faithless and hump everything with a pulse while she's not looking as long as you both need re-hab?'

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.