Nuptial Notables Prints

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'She'll be back!!!'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

Gay marriages in France.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? -- I had something less structured in mind.'

'We believe in resolving a problem as soon as it arises.'

'Wow. . . my very first husband. . .'

'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

A wedding cake with paparazzi on the first tier

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

'I like to watch my wedding video running backwards so I can walk out of church a free man!'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'We are gathered here today to witness this merger...'

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

'Do you swear to be faithless and hump everything with a pulse while she's not looking as long as you both need re-hab?'