Marriage Celebrant Prints

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

Emotional Bling

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

French horn.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

'Go forth and multiply!'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Free love

Bride playing cello

Three happy men

Two men toasting

Friends and champagne

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

Three women dancing

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Gay marriages in France.

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."