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'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Number One.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Bowled over again!

"Is it that bad?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Lucky Guess."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Man painting MOM on boat

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Formula.

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

How symbols are chosen for equations

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Scientists argue about blackboard mathematic equation.

"If only it was that simple."