Number Crunching Virtuoso T-Shirts

Dress your number crunching virtuoso in witty tees that showcase their love for data, analysis, and all things analytical—ideal for making a statement wherever they go.

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Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art... mockup

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

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'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...' mockup

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

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"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?" mockup

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

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City Redundancies - In? Out?

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The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in! mockup

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

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'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?' mockup

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

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"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number." mockup

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

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"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket." mockup

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

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What comes after a trillion

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'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.' mockup

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

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'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.' mockup

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

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'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!' mockup

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

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"He put the 'fun' in funding."

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'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.' mockup

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

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Rhinestone Accountant

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Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968. mockup

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

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'It's true

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Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses. mockup

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

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'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?' mockup

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

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Room for Error

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"Workboy"

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'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.' mockup

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

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"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss." mockup

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

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ACcountants Lunch

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'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....'

'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....' mockup

'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....'

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'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!' mockup

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

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"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data." mockup

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

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'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.' mockup

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

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Revenue Canada gift shop.

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'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!' mockup

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

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'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.'

'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.' mockup

'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.'

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'We have a problem!'

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We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.' mockup

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

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'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.' mockup

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

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Number Crunching Virtuoso T-Shirts Collection

Number Crunching Virtuoso Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for number crunching virtuosos—clever, witty, and perfect for their morning coffee.

Number Crunching Virtuoso Pillows

Add some humor and personality to their space with our collection of data-themed pillows—great for any analytical enthusiast.

Number Crunching Virtuoso Prints

Decorate their workspace or home with our witty data-inspired prints—ideal for the mathematically inclined.