Number Crunching Night Owl Gifts

Accounting Sheep.

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Camping-Pong

Serenading

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Bingo night.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"