Nude Modeling Muse Mugs

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

The Sensitive Dude.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

In the art gallery

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'No luggage.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Life drawing class.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'