Mature Muse Mugs

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Happy Mothers Day

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Life drawing class.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Teen Weather

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

There is no clear line in the salon world.