Nude Beach Enthusiast Mugs

Nude Beach and Stripped Of All Pretense Beach.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.