Nuclear Strategy Buff T-Shirts

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Donald Trump hides a nuclear bomb under his hair.

Kim Jong un and Donald Trump

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The Drone

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

The USA...

Surge Plans.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

American Bombs

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

The Nuclear Balance

The Jumping Tank

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

01/08/45

Atomic Bear: Part 24

"I was hoping for something a little more 'cutting edge'."

Political Speech Making Tutorial

"Our latest initiative takes a three-pronged approach."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'