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"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

The American Dilemma of War and Peace

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Putin and Zelensky

That's What Happens

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

' A new idea '

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Tic-tac-toe

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The USA...

American Bombs

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

The Costs Of Doing War.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Surge Plans.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."