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Somewhere in the Swiss countryside...'Those damn particles are loose again.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Eureka!

Nuclear generation of energy.

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Nuclear waste.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Nuclear Proliferation

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Nuclear energy.

Industrial Beautification van

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Kim Jong-un

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'