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"They're for emotional protection."

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

Everything looks OK here.

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Radioactive pollution.

'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'

Industrial Beautification van

' I've had much less trouble with the big,bad, wolf since I became a nuclear power.'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Our patio heater won't hurt the environment, it's nuclear powered.'

Nuclear Countdown

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Nuclear energy.

No Nukes Now

Recent water samples taken from sea around Fukushima nuclear plant suggest alarming levels.

Child does not realize the water is from a 'Cooling Pond'.

Japan's Nuclear Tsunami

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Nuclear Dike

Nuclear fusion reactor