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"They're for emotional protection."

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'We're with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Got a minute?'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'

Everything looks OK here.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Japan's Nuclear Tsunami

Recent water samples taken from sea around Fukushima nuclear plant suggest alarming levels.

' I've had much less trouble with the big,bad, wolf since I became a nuclear power.'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

Child does not realize the water is from a 'Cooling Pond'.

Radioactive pollution.

Nuclear Countdown

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

Industrial Beautification van

Nuclear energy.

'Our patio heater won't hurt the environment, it's nuclear powered.'

No Nukes Now

Zaporiyia

"Slowly, from the beginning, sir. The gorilla escaped from the zoo and broke into your nuclear facility."

Nuclear Families

Nuclear Power Plant. Everywhere around here there's matter turning into energy, except where you're sitting.