Nuclear Power Thinker Gifts

USA vs. Iranian nuclear program.

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Nuclear Proliferation

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Kim Jong-un

Nuclear energy.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Iranium

Chernobyl Chow

Radioactive pollution.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Some deterrent that was!"

Nukes in the yard.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

The Nuclear Balance

Nuclear lineup

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'On the plus side it seems to be slowing down the nuclear arms race.'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'