Nuclear Plant Worker Pillows

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'It could all be a coincidence, Barry, but we haven't had an accident-free day at the plant since you were hired.'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Marry me astronaut

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

Blue Origin

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Nuclear generation of energy.

Time Out For Teddy

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Idle parts

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."