Nuclear Plant Worker Pillows

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'It could all be a coincidence, Barry, but we haven't had an accident-free day at the plant since you were hired.'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Marry me astronaut

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Blue Origin

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Nuclear generation of energy.

Time Out For Teddy

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Nuclear waste.

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Idle parts

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'