Nuclear Physics Pillows

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Plutonium in the commodities trading pit.

Confusion in A Jar.

'Hot enough for ya?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Don't overdo it, dear."

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"Never bring a gun to a plutonium fight."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Science Experiment.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The Style of Elements

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Raptures

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."