Nuclear Novelty Enthusiasts Gifts

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Nuclear Capacity.

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Hassan Rouhani

Ronald Reagan

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

The British miss-Isles.

Guide on Cheronobyl tours.

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

North Korea Nukes

Modi visits France

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

Fallout Shelter

' Nuclear power'

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'

'Well headmaster, now that Wayne has passed his A levels we're hoping he gets that job at the nuclear test facility.'