Nuclear Energy Gifts

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

Plutonium

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

Recent water samples taken from sea around Fukushima nuclear plant suggest alarming levels.

Coming Soon Mini Nuclear Power Station

Iranium

Nuclear Countdown

Little Dutch boy at work.

Iran's middle finger, fate's fickle finger.

'Even though our reactor is emitting one hundred times its normal level, it is not a threat to public safety...how was that?'

"We should store nuclear pants in your waste because nobody's gonna touch those ever..."

Environmental Sloth.

C'mon, Russia! China! You know me, your old pal Ahmadinejad?

Nuclear

USA vs. Iranian nuclear program.

Nuclear talks.

Iranian President Ahmadinejad

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

"If we could only harvest the energy of the protesters who oppose nuclear, we wouldn't need a new atomic plant."

"Apparently the fission faction is out of faction while the fusion faction is in fashion."

Kim Jong-un flips the bird to the world with nuclear power.

Nuclear Research Lab: Gone Fission...

"Dad, tell me again! What was it like when the EU declared nuclear power to be 'green energy'?"

Save the Planet!

"Hooray, nuclear energy is absolutely green."