Nuclear Policy Gifts

Ayatollah Khamenei

Musharraf - 'Give me a break, lady... here is something REALLY important!'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"At last. . . the real stuff!"

01/08/45

Pretty Flowers

Too Stupid to Nuke

New History Lesson.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'You DO believe me..don't you?'

Kim Jong-Un, the one in the know.

"Let']s settle this like civilized people - with nuclear warheads!"

Teeing Up Catastrophe

Possible talks between Iran and the USA

Iran and the USA: nuclear tensions

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

US Energy Needs.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Keep the econoimy moving

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.