Nuclear Age Thinker Mugs

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Zoo: No Hunting.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

Radioactive pollution.

"Some deterrent that was!"

The Nuclear Balance

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

Tree growing

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

Playthings

A not-so-happy God wearing protective clothing putting the Nuclear leaking Planet Earth in a Nuclear waste container

"I have an existential dread of falling off your couch."

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

"Where do you see yourself 5 years ago?"

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"