Npo Executive T-Shirts

"Maybe we took the "giving till it hurts" philosophy a bit far."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"What are we doing wrong?"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Self-Employment

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Loyal Opposition

Charities Fueling Cities

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"We're hoping to get some lottery money to fund some gambling support groups!"

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating